Keanu Reeves is a scientifically created vampire and actor employed by the Illuminati.
Appearance[]
Keanu is described (in reference) by Gigi Thompson as looking "vaguely Asian, but not in a way that threatens middle America". He has a tall, slim figure, with a long, slender face, prominent cheekbones, and narrow eyes. As a vampire, he has fangs, which become visible when he is either feeding or injured. He has shoulder-length dark hair, a mustache, soul patch, and a five-o'clock shadow. He appears to have kept this appearance in some form or another for centuries, only breaking the look around 1992 when he opted for shorter, slicked-back hair and a clean shave.
Keanu is usually dressed in a gray sweater with a black sport coat worn overtop, with dark gray pants and brown Oxford dress shoes. At his movie premiere, Keanu wore an all-charcoal three-piece suit and tie, strongly resembling the attire of his John Wick character.
Personality[]
Keanu is shown as calm, compassionate, and gentle. He speaks in a low, almost hushed voice, with a notable Pacific-American "surfer" accent. He tends to use the phrase "whoa" frequently, mimicking his consistent use of the phrase in his movies. He is suggested to have a minimalist taste and modest lifestyle unlike that of his fellow A-Listers, further suggesting his humility.
Though he is a vampire who has lived on virgin blood for centuries, Keanu's adoration for Tamiko seems to bring out his selfless nature. Following his fight with Reagan, Keanu makes no attempt to manipulate the situation, admitting to Tamiko that Reagan's assertions were indeed correct and that Reagan was right for trying to protect her mother. His love runs so deep that he entirely swears off his vampiric ways, even in the face of his former brethren. Though he would be heartbroken by Tamiko leaving him, he seems to still accept his mortality, stating he "better start dressing for his age".
History[]
Keanu Reeves was born hundreds of years ago and kept his youth by drinking the blood of young women. The Illuminati helped his career and supplied him with blood in exchange for his services. However, he was starting to feel guilty about his actions, and began dating age appropriate women, including Tamiko Ridley, who he fell in love with.
Reagan found out about Keanu's past and tried to kill him, but she realized he really loved her mom and yielded. Unfortunately, he attracted the attention of Hollywood's other ageless leading men, including Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Nicolas Cage and Larry David. They were defeated and Keanu survived, although he was dumped by Tamiko, who was spooked by the revelations of Keanu's true age and the fact that he is a vampire.
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